Naughty boy

By Anonomous - 29/12/2013 00:31 - United States - Plainfield

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Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML
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mynameisfinn 4

just dont be surprised when you wake up and see tiny baby wheels

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bazookajoey 27

That is hysterical! Sorry OP I'd feel creepy if I had to listen to a guinea pig ********** lol.

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Chiikan 3

How old is the guinea pig? You take 5 years and subtract the age of the guinea pig, that's the longest duration you have to endure the ordeal. For minimum? Take 4 years and subtract the age. Or you can shorten it by overfeeding him (from the humping of the wheel, I guess it's a male), make him obese, create a burden to his already fragile heart and die of unnatural cause which appears natural.

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rllamas 4

Sounds like something it must have learned from watching your father. #childhoodruined

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Brenna19 5

Never knew animals can ********** hahaha

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vivalabutterfly 5

thats acctually kinda cute but itd annoy me too rofl

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omgsorry8676 6

Um take the wheel out before going asleep

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