Naughty boy

By Anonomous - 29/12/2013 00:31 - United States - Plainfield

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Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML
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feroxletum 6

You're just jealous you can't last that long!

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sippysipsip 5

You should make a YouTube video of it. Im pretty sure it would go viral.

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rinoa_fml 10

Take the wheel out of his cage each evening and put it back each morning.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

How do you hear it at night? Guinea pigs aren't that loud. Is it in your room? Do you have your door open? Surely there's something you can do to muffle the sound.

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Isa_fml 20

Wheels are not safe for guinea pigs, it shouldn't be in there anyway.

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Otaku31 19

Maybe you should get him a girlfriend O_o

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itwasalongnight 10

Epically awesome FML! Horribly annoying for you, but it put as mile on my face, so thank you! =)

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worldclassrager 39

It's your sisters pet...shouldn't it be in her room?

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sanecatlady 13

Be glad he isn't a real pig. I read that their orgasms last about 30 minutes! O_O

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