Naughty boy

By Anonomous - 29/12/2013 00:31 - United States - Plainfield

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Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML
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thatg1ng3r 13

Take it to the vet and get him neutered

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Sperratic 2

I call shenanigans. Guinea pigs shouldn't even have exercise wheels; their spines aren't made to curve into the concave position that the wheel would force them into.

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jcp012000 5

Oh man!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha!! Wait wait.... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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spookycat32 6

This is one of the more awesome thing I have read on the Internet in a long time.

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honeybunny27 6

If it's really a guinea pig take away the wheel, those are bad for them. You're welcome.

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Sperratic 2

Guinea pigs shouldn't even have exercise wheels; their spines aren't made to curve into the concave position that the wheel would force them into. Take that wheel out and get some sleep.

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