Naughty boy

By Anonomous - 29/12/2013 00:31 - United States - Plainfield

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Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML
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KatsFaerie 7

I just shot milk and cookies out of my nose... Why isn't your sisters pervert Guinea pig in her room?

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XBurytheCastleX 25

Guinea pigs aren't supposed to have wheels, just take it out.

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kenyrabit 25

Can you blame him? Passing the time in his little cage.

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justanotherbeing 14

haha this made me laugh harder than I should have

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lucasjames22 8

this is bullshit. guinea pigs don't have wheels and they don't behave this way.

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Michaela R 14

sorry, but the only thing I can think about right now is the fact that guinea pigs shouldn't have any kind of wheels in their cage, since it can give them back problems and bend their spine.

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sharond23 10

guiea pigs dont have wheels. they're too big for them.

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millsjoshua949 12

Guinea pigs are most definitely not supposed to use a wheel. Its dangerous for their health.

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