Needy baby

By nosleeptilpissoff - 18/03/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML
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Miss_Michaela 10

Hmm. Lock her in a separate room, with a cushion or pillow attached to it. She'll headbutt the pillow. :P

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ilovepoppa 0

You're mean... just let her in.!

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Nattybabe 1

awe, well atleast it doesn't hate you. maybe lock let her sleep with you? and let her follow you around rather than leaving her outside?

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bigmarkie2 3

Battering ram cat will siege your heart.

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Roadkill007 9

omg :D i wanna see a poster with that phrase. (poster illustrating the phrase ofc)

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bigmarkie2 3

That would be a funny poster, at least the way I'm imagining it. :D

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JCLlobet17 0

My cat every time I try to get close to him he scratches me. Can we trade?

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JCLlobet17 0

your cat actually looks nice. Mine has mean written on his forehead. xD

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TayonaC 10

my old cat used to put her claws in my head and bite my nose. I still have scars :( your lucky well now I have my new nice cat, tinkerbell.

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khaya 9

WTF, learn to train your cat not to be a serial killer

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JCLlobet17 0

haha the chinease guy from hangover! xD

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ulicksam 0

Cats suck, in every way.

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mk58 31

I agree with 59. Except dogs have the capability of being cute... only when they're little.

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deathpotato 11

I do not agree with you.

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iLoveMyGuitarra 0

Sounds like a personal problem.

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Emcom 0

Maybe ur cat is lonely. Get it a kitty friend to play with!

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deathpotato 11

let your cat sleep in your damn room. problem solved.

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xFaust_fml 12

1) cats hate closed doors. If you're used to close your doors, don't take a cat. 3) why don't you let her sleep with you?

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bigmarkie2 3

He's getting me my sharks with the frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads!

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Zmeilerr 22

^You Sir, win. Well played, my friend.

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Zmeilerr 22

^You Sir, win. Well played, my friend.

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Zmeilerr 22

^You Sir, win. Well played, my friend.

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Zmeilerr 22

^You Sir, win. Well played, my friend.

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xFaust_fml 12

2) I knew you would ask that question.

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