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By stanky - 19/06/2015 14:47 - United States - Columbus

Today, I was about to leave for my honeymoon with my new husband, when he saw my deodorant in my bag. He picked it up and asked what it was. When I said it was deodorant, he gave me a confused look and said, "Girls don't wear deodorant." He actually believed that. FML
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mukduk 21

How did he not notice all of the women's deodorant right next to the men's deodorant in the store?

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lulinator 40

Well, it's true. We don't sweat, burp, or fart.

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Tournesol143 28

Horses sweat, men perspire and women feel the heat. I guess he took that line literally.

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mds9986 24

Have you considered adoption over actual reproduction with him?

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Lostclause 9

Jeez, what's going to happen when you tell him you have to poop?

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Barhinder 9

You seem to be in a position to get away with a lot of things with him

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Kidjazzin 17

Does he believe we don't poop either?

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tiggerdoc 14

Oh come on women poop... Everyone knows it is Kim Jung IL that doesn't poop.

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Krwman 8

Actually, what's appalling is the number of people, male and female, who don't think they need it....

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Teyros 24

I guess he's really not that observant...

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buckdharma 37

I use Right Guard, so only my left pit stinks.

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leogachi 15

It's utterly ridiculous that I found that amusing.

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im_a_black_guy 10

You not the only one who found it amusing

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