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By stanky - 19/06/2015 14:47 - United States - Columbus

Today, I was about to leave for my honeymoon with my new husband, when he saw my deodorant in my bag. He picked it up and asked what it was. When I said it was deodorant, he gave me a confused look and said, "Girls don't wear deodorant." He actually believed that. FML
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Same thing different taste

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How did he not notice all of the women's deodorant right next to the men's deodorant in the store?

Well, it's true. We don't sweat, burp, or fart.

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Look at this this way, when the worst you can say about your significant other is that he's never heard of women's deodorant, you know you've got it good.

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I feel concerned about what his parents actually taught him about women if he didn't know we use deodorant too. Sorry OP, I hope you don't have to enlighten him on too many other things about women during your marriage lol.

I don't think they actually taught him that, he probably just assumed it and they never noticed, to clear him up.

I bet his jaw dropped when you told him that women actually use deodorant lol

What a dolt...gonna be a long marriage...

I'm concerned about those guys who think women don't sweat, poop, fart, are hairless on their arms/armpits/legs and can hold in their menstrual cycle.

Well, to be fair, they don't need to. Finest smell in the world, except maybe for one particular element of that smell. It is generally better fresh or just very slightly funky, though, rather than week old.

Does he also think women don't poop or fart?