Love, Pregnancy, Cheating and Miscellaneous: News to me

News to me

By RBEE - 12/12/2009 18:02 - France

Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML

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You deserved it 4 180

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 01:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML

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By R…… - 28/10/2009 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML

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By wow - 15/04/2013 18:36 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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You deserved it 6 739

By Flabbergasted - 06/02/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML

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You deserved it 2 259

By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 08:25 - United States - Sun Prairie

Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML

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You deserved it 3 120

By mystery - 17/06/2012 02:08 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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You deserved it 3 537

News to me

By Whitney - 09/10/2022 02:30

Today, my best friend called me and told me she was in the hospital in labor. Excited, I rush to the hospital. Once I arrived, I saw my boyfriend of 4 years in the room. I asked him what he was doing there and my friend says, “You wanna tell her or should I?” Turns out he’s leaving me for her. The baby is his. FML

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You deserved it 148

Suspicious coincidence?

By Confused - 20/05/2023 15:00

Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML

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You deserved it 137

Asshat

By Julissa - 25/02/2021 00:30

Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML

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You deserved it 123

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Saturday 12 December 2009 23:12

...if he wanted it kept secret, why was he telling everyone at his work?

dracer 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:20

Ooops, but at least you got the wife into the clearing! It's about time she saw through the cheating bastard this colleague of yours is!

Comments

mistyeyes 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 3:42

awkward..

thexlovexfromxnz 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 3:49

WTF, maybe the wife and the colleague were getting a devorce because she found out he was cheating, but didnt know about the girl being pregnant, so when op called up and she picked up or got the voicemail, it was the last straw, and this colleague is a piece of shit, he should go die in a hole, and if he was smart he wouldnt have mentioned going to the hospital and he also wouldn't go home afterwards, because a girl scorned is someone you don't want to mess with, trust me, my friend almost gave me a black eye when her boyfriend broke up with her because apparently she was 'not his type' they had been dating for almost a year, guys are such fuckwits sometimes, and everyone, op is a woman!

teiso_fml 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 3:50

Oh, wow. You may not deserve it, but your colleague certainly does!

darkpath 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 4:35

woo tiger woods! anyways wouldnt be much of an fml. its just a really awkward situation.

quarty165 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:21

eh, your colleague deserves it.

Twincest 11

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:14

How can you vote on this? **** him for screwing around. Good that you DID tell on him, albeit unwillingly. Sure working with him will be awkward; but what is going to say? "You're a horrible honest person that ruined my life because you wanted to be nice to me!"

LilaBear 1

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:39

Aww. That sucks, but it's not your fault.

hanfan79 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:48

What I don't understand is....if this guy is having a secret affair with this other woman, why would he be bragging about the birth of their child? Wouldn't the news inevitably find its way back to his wife? Seems pretty stupid to me...