Awkward and Miscellaneous: Nice deflection

Nice deflection

By solyana vr1 - 15/03/2012 01:32 - United States

Today, my husband started getting frisky, but I wasn't in the mood, so I said I'd just like to cuddle and talk. He decided a good topic of conversation was whether or not it would be physically possible to smoke my grandma's ashes from the cremation urn. FML

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Same thing different taste

By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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Read the room

By pissed girlfriend - 25/02/2013 03:08 - United States - Celina

Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML

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Weird kink but OK

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML

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Awkward...

By Sunny - 12/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I went to this coffee shop in town that has a fire pit outdoors with my boyfriend. I threw out the idea of sitting by the fire together, and he responded by telling me that his father and dog died in a house fire when he was young. FML

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Creeper Alert

By of fucking course - 05/09/2017 06:00

Today, I was feeling a little frisky and started making out with my husband on our couch. He had just taken off my shirt when a strange smell hit my nose. I turned my head and saw my alcoholic neighbor with a cigarette in his hand, watching the entire thing unfold. FML

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Living his best life

By shotdown - 02/12/2015 20:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after being sick all day with the flu, I asked my husband to wash the dishes after I went to bed. He said he couldn't because he had a large, important project for work that needed to get done. I woke up a couple of hours later to find him smoking weed on the couch and watching cartoons. FML

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By notnicefools - 29/05/2012 02:51 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to visit my husband's grave. I was unable to mourn in peace because some teenagers were smoking pot and talking about a government conspiracy "to change the way gravity works" on the next grave over. FML

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As good a time as any

By stephanie - 28/09/2018 03:00

Today, my husband tried to use his "grief" over his grandmother's death to manipulate me into giving him a blowjob. In the toilets. During the funeral. With his family only a few yards down the hall crying their eyes out. What an asshole I married. An absolute asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2012 03:07 - United States

Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML

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The inner light

By Anonymous - 21/09/2022 15:00 - United Kingdom - Aldershot

Today, I asked my husband if we could rekindle some of our old intimacy, get back in touch with each other’s inner selves, that sort of thing. He looked confused, then got a big smile and said, “You mean we can do anal again? Why didn’t you just say so?” FML

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ohjessica 11

Thursday 15 March 2012 5:03

That's quite disturbing. Poor grandma.

cessily 8

Thursday 15 March 2012 5:08

His next question: "would it get me high?"

Comments

luccmon 6

Thursday 15 March 2012 10:17

To put it simply, LOLWUT???

andrewsgirl2010 7

Thursday 15 March 2012 10:26

He sounds like a keeper

immaMonsta 8

Thursday 15 March 2012 10:40

That's actually pretty disturbing...even if he was joking.

DeathbatAttack 17

Thursday 15 March 2012 11:58

YDI for not putting out

Meme1988 18

Thursday 15 March 2012 12:08

Maybe its just a weird not funny joke? (some people have a very weird jokes)

Jannettecooks 1

Thursday 15 March 2012 12:19

He probably said it to annoy you for turning him down. Because if I came on to my man, and he just wanted to hold me and talk, that would suck. Oh thanks! I'm horny, but cuddling and talking about work/lives/weather will be just dandy!!! Yippie!!!

SoultheWolf 19

Thursday 15 March 2012 13:30

I completely agree with #85. You wouldn't like it if you were horny and he turned you down, you'd most likely even get really pissed off at him. I don't think he was trying to be creepy or disturbing, but to get back at you for turning him down.

CommanderBalls 10

Thursday 15 March 2012 13:33

with those topics... just go with the sex

RewindTryOutDyou 3

Thursday 15 March 2012 14:19

I disagree with people who say she just should have had sex. I can understand that he wasn't happy with that rejection, but that doesn't give him the right to talk like that.