Nice deflection

By solyana vr1 - 15/03/2012 01:32 - United States

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Today, my husband started getting frisky, but I wasn't in the mood, so I said I'd just like to cuddle and talk. He decided a good topic of conversation was whether or not it would be physically possible to smoke my grandma's ashes from the cremation urn. FML
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ohjessica 11

That's quite disturbing. Poor grandma.

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cessily 8

His next question: "would it get me high?"

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linkinpark98 23

He has some issues....

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_Full_of_excuses 5

Oh c'mon! You KNOW you wanted to know the answer!

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Llama_Face89 33

Not really. Logic dictate that ashes are already burnt and therefore cannot burn. You can snort em. They won't get you high.

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Sugah_Shane1 2

Yeah it's not possible. The furnace burnt any possible fuel out of them. Hope that clears your issue up

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Swiftly 0

"I wanna get high.... So high... I wanna get high.... Sooo highhh..."

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j_cat187 19

Cypress hill, black Sunday: I wana get high

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Shrike 23

Yeah, but you're not him... You're just a virgin fantasizing on the internet. :/

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Skaterdrew 0

Your huaband: Only one way to find out... Aw this is like junk!

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vaughant 5

Haha that's horrible jeez

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picturescrazy 24

At least he wasn't a jerk about you turning him down. On the other hand... his though process is kind of disturbing...

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