Love: Nice gesture, or something

Nice gesture, or something

By NoTeddies - 21/09/2016 22:48 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear keyring. I had to explain that although many grown women like cuddly toys, I don't. And even if I did, a filthy, soaking wet bear he found in a puddle on the street is not a nice gesture, despite his suggestion I can just wash it in the machine. FML

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By eejit - 21/02/2009 11:52 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML

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Sneaky

By Anonymous - 03/02/2014 21:29 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML

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Cheers

By Username - 10/10/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

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By dejected - 28/02/2010 01:32 - United States

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

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Revenge!

By princess98 - 18/11/2019 05:00

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML

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You deserved it 814

By samgonzalessb - 14/12/2009 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML

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By Does this thought count? - 01/08/2014 00:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML

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You deserved it 3 935

By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 512

By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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Right, Imma head out

By Angie - 09/09/2011 23:18 - France

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

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You deserved it 6 892

RinoaHeartilly 36

Saturday 15 October 2016 3:29

While this sounds mildly annoying, is it really that big of a deal? Just say you don't want it and move on.

iamscott 16

Saturday 15 October 2016 3:06

Prepare for the "bear with it" puns, captain!

Comments

Red_Ralph 16

Saturday 15 October 2016 4:57

Your boyfriend sounds unbearable

DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 15 October 2016 6:00

Sounds like your boyfriend doesn't know you all that well. I can't imagine what he was thinking picking up a dirty teddy bear key ring and giving it to you.

Armeniangirl_fml 15

Saturday 15 October 2016 6:04

at least he tried!

cuz803 44

Saturday 15 October 2016 17:00

Gotta take desperate measures to save up cash so he can buy you something amazing later OP. Role with it

interesting33 36

Saturday 15 October 2016 18:16

Girl 1: 'My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring!' Girl 2: 'My boyfriend got me a toy he found in the bin.' Girl 3: 'My boyfriend got me a keyring so disliked, the orginal owner didn't even bother to put it in the bin. It is literally not good enough for the bin.' Girl 2: 'Okay you win.'

Pogo4lyfe 1

Sunday 16 October 2016 3:05

So your bf saw something, thought it was cute, then thought of you. That's sweet. Except for the part where you shot him down and posted a FML implying that he's a moron. You must be a real barrel of laughs.

Jezterking 15

Sunday 16 October 2016 5:15

Sounds more like FhisL...

Twisted_Angel 17

Thursday 20 October 2016 14:10

Wow, you're a jerk. maybe he can't afford to buy you nice things, and when he found that, he thought you would like it. it's the thought that counts. don't be such a jerk.