Sex and Intimacy: Nice guy

Nice guy

By anon - 19/01/2015 05:35 - United States - Burleson

Today, my crush was giving me a ride home. As we pulled up to my house, he looked into my eyes with a sweet smile and said the words every girl wants to hear: "Do you give head?" FML

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You deserved it 6 547

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By boom - 17/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

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Couch action

By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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You deserved it 6 706

By vishurricanes - 10/06/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

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You deserved it 3 239

By Stacy - 13/07/2013 04:22 - United States

Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML

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You deserved it 5 252

By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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You deserved it 3 707

By yikes :/ - 22/05/2017 18:00

Today, the cute coworker who's been flirting with me drove me home. While I was contemplating asking him to kiss me, he politely told me to, "Please get out, I promised my girlfriend I'd pick her up." FML

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You deserved it 1 072

Great deal

By danny - 14/12/2021 08:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML

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You deserved it 211

By Anonymous - 06/11/2015 05:29 - United States - Madison

Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML

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Ouch.

By Zaak - 25/03/2018 06:00

Today, my neighbor, whom I've had a massive crush on but barely know, actually started flirting with me. Long story short, it ended with him getting a blowjob. I said, "We should make this a thing." He replied, "Yeah, a one-time thing." FML

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Always the bridesmaid…

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 04:00 - Pakistan - Gujranwala

Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML

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iop330 22

Monday 19 January 2015 12:37

That's when you say yes and headbutt him.

Wolfparable 22

Monday 19 January 2015 12:38

Yeesh. Sorry that happened to you. I hope you decided he's not worth your time.

Comments

CO_RRA 11

Monday 19 January 2015 19:26

I hope he's not your crush anymore.

SaturnCheese 5

Monday 19 January 2015 19:29

What a ******* pig. Please do yourself a favor and let go of him, if he's gonna be a gross pervert, then he's not worth your time, doll. I hope you can find someone that actually respects you the way you deserve!!

SilentSilver001 14

Monday 19 January 2015 19:37

4 beautiful words...lol

ForeverJasmine 26

Monday 19 January 2015 19:42

What an asshole. Hopefully he's not your crush anymore since it seems like he just wants you for sex.

eerrun 8

Monday 19 January 2015 19:53

Buy some **** boy repellent OP?

Niedermayer_20 12

Monday 19 January 2015 20:06

An honest lad. Most likely could not of handled it.

otecasacid 22

Monday 19 January 2015 20:52

So wait, you weren't thrilled that your crush wanted to exchange sexual favors? Disney relationships don't exist. Unless your crush is also a celibate.

limabeans101029 20

Monday 19 January 2015 22:09

Not wanting to be asked on the first date whether you give head or not does not mean that you expect a "disney relationship". And this doesn't sound like it was even a date, he was just driving her home, which makes it even worse.

allplayedout 20

Tuesday 20 January 2015 2:38

There's a massive gap between "Disney relationship" and "pervert who randomly asks about the oral sex habits of girls he gives rides to" If you can't see that, then you should probably take a time out.

mistress_paz 30

Monday 19 January 2015 21:08

What a bummer to find out that your crush is a clueless, selfish person. Asking someone, "May I kiss you?" is romantic. Asking for head right away, kind of a buzz kill. I guess if he really meant well, you could say, "I don't feel comfortable discussing intimacy with someone I don't know very well yet." Then if he keeps pushing you for sex, you know he truly isn't worth your time.