Nice guy

By anon - 19/01/2015 05:35 - United States - Burleson

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Today, my crush was giving me a ride home. As we pulled up to my house, he looked into my eyes with a sweet smile and said the words every girl wants to hear: "Do you give head?" FML
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iop330 22

That's when you say yes and headbutt him.

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Wolfparable 22

Yeesh. Sorry that happened to you. I hope you decided he's not worth your time.

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Shamandalie89 32

Why so many YDIs? Just because OP likes the guy doesn't necessarily mean she wants to give him head right away, especially considering the douchey way he asked her.

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Jinxsie 27

Maybe some people think "you should know what kind of person he is if he's your crush so YDI" or something like that. I agree with you though. I hope majority was accidental. It happens.

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Exodiafinder687 58

There's been a huge surge of people giving lots of YDIs lately. Either people trying to get the badges or just a lot of trolls.

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Shamandalie89 32

#30 Yeah, I also think that's the reason, but it's just a crush, it's not like she said she's actually in love with him. You don't have to know a person very well to develop a crush. Well, that's a lot of accidents then.

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Fern_Gully 20

But you probably *should* know someone pretty well to get in their car to get a ride home. Just a thought..

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Shamandalie89 32

I agree, but my point was that people shouldn't click YDI just because she must have known what kind of person he was. You may think you know someone, but they can still surprise you with something they do/say.

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martin8337 35

If the answer to the question is yes, the next question is: do you swallow?

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BlindlyWandering 17

What if he is secretly gay and the next question was going to be "could you teach me?"

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PANDORUM89 21

all I can say is at least he asked and gave you the option to say no. a jerk that volunteered to take me home grabbed my hair and pushed my face down there and was like "its the least you could do" ... wtf. nah. lol I'd politely inform him that while you may or may not give head you don't hand it out in exchange for car rides and asking a girl that pretty much guarantees he won't get any.

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MzZombicidal 36

Wow, I'm very sorry that prick felt he could violate your personal space and handle you in such a way, #38. I'd pepper spray that bitch.

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BlondePsycho 43

I hope you told him thats a good way to get bite marks on his dick.

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mistress_paz 30

Unfortunately, that's the thought that crossed my mind--at least he asked.

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archerchic 6

Who would want to give head in front of their house? Sounds like a great way to get caught. Not to mention did he honestly think you'd say yes?

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BlondePsycho 43

You should have said "It depends. Do YOU give head?" If hes a selfish dick that wont then leave because he wont at least compromise. If he says yes then make him prove it first. Great oral skills and a willingness to give tit for tat might make up for a total lack of tact

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Rammer3500 23

Well he likes you at least. Or you're attractive. Something.

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Badkarma4u 17

That could be a clumsy way of saying you have nice lips. I know guys who are that smooth.

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Fern_Gully 20

I'm worried for you and your choice of friends and acquaintances then..

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joeblow6969 5

At least he didnt just pull it out? Remember that episode of seinfeld? No one? Shit I'm getting old...

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