Sex and Intimacy: Nice guy

Nice guy

By anon - 19/01/2015 05:35 - United States - Burleson

Today, my crush was giving me a ride home. As we pulled up to my house, he looked into my eyes with a sweet smile and said the words every girl wants to hear: "Do you give head?" FML

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You deserved it 6 547

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By boom - 17/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 144

You deserved it 3 785

Couch action

By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 024

You deserved it 6 705

By vishurricanes - 10/06/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 856

You deserved it 3 238

By Stacy - 13/07/2013 04:22 - United States

Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 133

You deserved it 5 252

By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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You deserved it 3 706

By yikes :/ - 22/05/2017 18:00

Today, the cute coworker who's been flirting with me drove me home. While I was contemplating asking him to kiss me, he politely told me to, "Please get out, I promised my girlfriend I'd pick her up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 099

You deserved it 1 071

Great deal

By danny - 14/12/2021 08:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 120

You deserved it 210

By Anonymous - 06/11/2015 05:29 - United States - Madison

Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 910

You deserved it 1 853

Ouch.

By Zaak - 25/03/2018 06:00

Today, my neighbor, whom I've had a massive crush on but barely know, actually started flirting with me. Long story short, it ended with him getting a blowjob. I said, "We should make this a thing." He replied, "Yeah, a one-time thing." FML

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You deserved it 6 589

Always the bridesmaid…

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 04:00 - Pakistan - Gujranwala

Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML

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You deserved it 132

iop330 22

Monday 19 January 2015 12:37

That's when you say yes and headbutt him.

Wolfparable 22

Monday 19 January 2015 12:38

Yeesh. Sorry that happened to you. I hope you decided he's not worth your time.

Comments

ajs1987 15

Monday 19 January 2015 16:02

That sucks/blows I hope he's got a better personality than that.

NamelessFace 22

Monday 19 January 2015 18:03

The puns, they're killing me!

thehartwants 4

Monday 19 January 2015 16:15

I'm sorry to hear but I can imagine that's his way of you paying for giving you a ride home.

Fern_Gully 20

Tuesday 20 January 2015 8:05

Or perhaps he should just ask for gas money or something like a normal person...just a thought.. The fact that you see that as possible payment is quite awful..

mrtonyanderson 20

Monday 19 January 2015 17:22

Well, did you?

fader48080 10

Monday 19 January 2015 18:28

well?

Florentina 17

Monday 19 January 2015 18:34

Romance ain't dead

milkman18 16

Monday 19 January 2015 18:46

Charm level over 9000

Teyros 24

Monday 19 January 2015 18:56

That's the guys problem, he's too desperate. Now.. If you were going out for a while then it would work! Patience.. And you have to pay them back too ?

Pxrxdise_fml 4

Monday 19 January 2015 18:56

Well do you?

bushwhacker274 9

Monday 19 January 2015 19:01

I know how many people are going to respond. I wanna say, he's probably young, probably new to this, give him a chance. Even the best guys go through a rough phase.