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By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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You deserved it 7 709

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By BrittanyP - 25/06/2023 12:00

Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML

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You deserved it 278

By lonely_island - 28/04/2014 21:27 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML

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You deserved it 7 734

Bye bye love, hello loneliness

By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

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You deserved it 308

Reported and blocked

By Stop playing the victim - 17/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML

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Quickie

By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 2 051

By ohshat - 22/12/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 13 014

By Porter_Robinson - 30/04/2013 08:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML

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You deserved it 9 206

WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 914

You deserved it 12 233

By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 804

You deserved it 5 957

By Icy - 01/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML

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You deserved it 3 722

lolmigosh 15

Friday 26 July 2013 2:59

Maybe he's talking about something else?

MEM0817 18

Friday 26 July 2013 3:00

After seeing his did you change yours to "Asshole dudes really piss me off"

Comments

9echo 17

Friday 26 July 2013 3:04

Change your status to: "Rude jackasses really bother me."

bach2121 13

Friday 26 July 2013 3:05

What a dick.

wowthatissad 9

Friday 26 July 2013 3:06

Hopefully hes talking about someone else. It seems like even though we have so many means of communication, talking to people online is still extremely difficult.

jamnglamgirlie 17

Friday 26 July 2013 3:06

He sounds like he thinks he's hot shit. :S Forget about that conceited asshole.

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Friday 26 July 2013 3:06

Maybe it was someone else? Optimism :D

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Friday 26 July 2013 3:19

Ooh I was a little behind with my comment...

buddy51 23

Friday 26 July 2013 3:11

He's a dick-wad, OP! Sorry for the disappointment but imagine how much worse it would be if you ended up going out with this two faced lying asshat wearing dung-dabbler!!

Trisha_aus 15

Friday 26 July 2013 3:30

he is indeed a fuckclump.

sammyjanette 17

Friday 26 July 2013 6:34

I must say thank you to the two of you. Those are some of the most awesome and unique insults that I have ever heard. It's always nice to expand your vocabulary.