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By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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By BrittanyP - 25/06/2023 12:00

Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML

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By lonely_island - 28/04/2014 21:27 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML

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Bye bye love, hello loneliness

By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

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Reported and blocked

By Stop playing the victim - 17/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML

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Quickie

By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 2 051

By ohshat - 22/12/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

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By Porter_Robinson - 30/04/2013 08:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML

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WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By Icy - 01/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML

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lolmigosh 15

Friday 26 July 2013 2:59

Maybe he's talking about something else?

MEM0817 18

Friday 26 July 2013 3:00

After seeing his did you change yours to "Asshole dudes really piss me off"

Comments

Cami111 2

Friday 26 July 2013 3:57

Maybe it wasn't about u ? If it was he's a dick

123_omg 19

Friday 26 July 2013 4:02

that sucks. I had a guy that I got into a nice continuing conversation (night after night) with, and after I told him my thoughts about (friends with benefits vs. a relationship), he pretty much quit speaking to me, and went as far as to block me on Facebook...and a few weeks later, his mother hired me, and now I work with him and his parents. yikes! -he just finally re-friended me (when I created another FB account...and we talk at work again)

whatismissing 8

Friday 26 July 2013 9:58

I can't help to be curious about what exactly you told him ...

tehdarkness 21

Friday 26 July 2013 4:18

I can't hate on him without reading the convo. It is possible that OP was being all desperate... I do know people that are like that...I sure hope you take the hint and don't let yourself get hurt!

thebomb553 5

Friday 26 July 2013 4:23

This dude sounds like a prick. Just send another message saying "oh sorry, something came up. Maybe another day."

joyce71 5

Friday 26 July 2013 4:23

I hate to say this but usually the only guys that are on Facebook I desperately are desparte losers so you sorta asked for it

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Friday 26 July 2013 4:29

I'll say it and get downvoted for it, but is there maybe just a little chance that OP was actually acting desperate? There are some people who just can't take a hint and she very well could be one of those people.

Ins0mau 20

Friday 26 July 2013 8:42

Even if she was, that's not a very nice way to respond. He should known she could have seen the status. And maybe he should have just told her he wasn't interested if that was the case.