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By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 04:26 - United States

Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML

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By liquorless - 05/11/2012 14:02 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML

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By medik - 23/02/2010 12:51 - United States

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML

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Surprise, MFer!

By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 23:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML

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By deadgirl - 15/05/2021 01:59

Today, I accidentally broke one of my mom’s favorite glasses while she was away. My dad saw and offered to tell her instead that he broke it, because, "let’s face it, if she knew it was you, she’d shove the glass shards down your fucking throat." FML

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By TCRII - 19/01/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML

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By horrible daughter - 24/08/2013 10:23 - United States - Santee

Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I loved her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knocked over and broke her new $200 vase. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. They shouted "Surprise!" as I walked into the room. In pure shock, I dropped the groceries I was holding, including a bottle of wine, which shattered. I spent the first 10 or so minutes of my party cleaning red wine and glass off the floor. FML

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By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

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Dude, chill out

By U... - 18/08/2023 22:00

Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 15:30 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML

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Jimboom 11

Friday 30 July 2010 12:21

Smashing party! ;-) Next time don't do something you shouldn't have and then you won't find yourself caught short when you try cover it up.

perdix 29

Friday 30 July 2010 12:41

You owe them much more than that for busting their daughter's hymen.

Comments

HaruhiFujioka 0

Friday 30 July 2010 15:23

Good show, dude. you may have used 500$, but now you left a good impression on your girl's mom.

Soparot 29

Tuesday 1 December 2015 5:13

I'm betting this got downvoted because people think he deserves it for having the party. While that may be true, I know a lot of people who would completely forgive, forget, and sometimes like someone who did wrong to them even more if you go through that much trouble to make it up to them. There's a good chance OP's girlfriend's mom is someone like that.

triggerit 5

Friday 30 July 2010 15:47

WTF?! did your crazy girlfriend's parents keep broken glasses? and why you did not see these glasses before party? and how you can find broken glasses after party? all this story looks like a total shit and story teller too...

jellybeans4833 7

Friday 30 July 2010 15:57

atleast OP is sweet and not a total dbag...but why a party at ur gfs...u don't even mention her in the fml lol

rwctkd95 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:29

damn bro u still did the right thing. good heart u have.

aaronjc 1

Friday 30 July 2010 16:50

OP deserves it for having a party at someone elses house. why not have it at there's?

MoJoThundRpants 0

Friday 30 July 2010 17:19

at least they know your a good kid

pandalover69 26

Friday 30 July 2010 17:26

why is everyone saying he's a good kid for telling the truth?! the fact that he through a party at a house that wasn't even his is so disrespectful! so no he doesn't have a good heart and he's not a nice person! he probably bought the glasses to try and replace the broken ones and then not say anything about the party. The op is a dumb piece of shit.

WannabeJew 0

Friday 30 July 2010 22:17

Except for the letter of apology, I bet he totally thought he'd get away with it.

Ricky23J 0

Friday 30 July 2010 17:35

this is like he biggest fail ever.!

1peculiarchik 3

Friday 30 July 2010 17:47

who keeps a bunch of broken glasses? why the hell didn't she toss them out when they broke?

AmoraLynn 6

Friday 30 July 2010 18:57

Maybe keeping them for an art project?

AmoraLynn 6

Friday 30 July 2010 18:24

I'm not sure if this is a YDI or FYL because I don't know if the parents knew about the party to begin with. So, if you threw the party without their permission, then you deserve to be out the $500 dollars. Even if you cleaned everything up and didn't break anything. But if you had their permission, then FYL for having that moment of OH MY GOD THEY'RE GOING TO HATE ME NOW. Either way you should still give the glasses to the mom, I think it would be a nice gesture and she would appreciate it. Unless you are broke and needed that money for bills, then hopefully the mom will understand and give them back. Maybe buy her some for Christmas?