Nice theory

By Anonymous - 04/09/2015 14:54 - Portugal - Alhandra

Today, my boyfriend thinks he's discovered a big conspiracy by dentists to sell toothpaste. He's arguing that nobody needs to brush their teeth, ever, because all the "new plaque" from food will dissolve the "old plaque", and the only thing he needs to use is breath spray. FML
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pleasedie 22

Congratulations ! You're dating one of those special types of idiots

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gosh_mate 30

Find some scientific evidence to back up the view that you need to actually brush your teeth. If he still doesn't believe that, then tell him having decayed teeth isn't fun. His mouth is going to get real nasty, real soon.

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moo77_fml 20

OMG!!! His still your boyfriend... I bet his charmingly smelly when he comes in for a kiss!! NEXT!!!!

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subscript 15

He's right and sex is the work of the devil and if you have sex before you are married you will get Klamydia (pregnant) and die

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hoosiergirl94 31

Eww you kiss that guy

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Levvy 22

Kinda like how if two dogs bump into each other, the younger dog dissolves the older one on contact! I'm glad to see he understands biology so well.

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oliviadanjou99 15

And tell him you're not going to kiss him anytime soon...

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PDSot 21

you dont actually need to use toothpaste, just hot water toothpaste helps but it's not necessary and tooth pain can be helped by swishing coconut oil around in ur mouth 20 minutes a day

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BeenIt 5

Just nasty! Definately a deal-breaker. Imma have to ask that you move on.

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numbfree 9

As a dentist, the less you brush the more money I make. Thanks for being so stupid.

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