Nice theory

By Anonymous - 04/09/2015 14:54 - Portugal - Alhandra

Today, my boyfriend thinks he's discovered a big conspiracy by dentists to sell toothpaste. He's arguing that nobody needs to brush their teeth, ever, because all the "new plaque" from food will dissolve the "old plaque", and the only thing he needs to use is breath spray. FML
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pleasedie 22

Congratulations ! You're dating one of those special types of idiots

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gosh_mate 30

Find some scientific evidence to back up the view that you need to actually brush your teeth. If he still doesn't believe that, then tell him having decayed teeth isn't fun. His mouth is going to get real nasty, real soon.

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sickotick420 3

well I mean if 9/10 dentists recommend a toothpaste and dentists make a living off you having problems with your teeth it kinda makes sense

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don_sean 11

If you think about it, dentists would want people believing stuff like that, it'd just give them more business

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WillowDryad 1

my ex does the exact same thing, but with gum...

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geekpower_fml 28

Cut off sex until he brushes his teeth, problem solved.

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jessiebear159 16

My husband think the same thing.. you are not alone..

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Unlucky1232 20

no.... but as an actual fact the reason we actually meed to brush our teeth is our modern diet.... no seriously scientists took tribal volunteers who had perfectly fine teeth and when they ate our foid their teeth started to decay

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