Nice theory

By Anonymous - 04/09/2015 14:54 - Portugal - Alhandra

Today, my boyfriend thinks he's discovered a big conspiracy by dentists to sell toothpaste. He's arguing that nobody needs to brush their teeth, ever, because all the "new plaque" from food will dissolve the "old plaque", and the only thing he needs to use is breath spray. FML
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pleasedie 22

Congratulations ! You're dating one of those special types of idiots

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gosh_mate 30

Find some scientific evidence to back up the view that you need to actually brush your teeth. If he still doesn't believe that, then tell him having decayed teeth isn't fun. His mouth is going to get real nasty, real soon.

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TonierShadow 19

Hold on, let's hear this guy out; he is definitely on to something here.

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simplyluisjavier 8

If he's over 25, dump him. That's gross, and it'll only get worse. #StankBreath

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Cherry83_fml 3

dump him. that is just gross.

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Catdragon 40

for a while as a child I went on a limited hair brushing and tooth brushing streak. I found out that you either go all out and brush every single day multiple times or not at all. if you brush your teeth only a few times, you get cavities and stuff. but maybe that was a coincidence. trust me, I stopped that streak and brush at least two times a day.

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Cookiestar1313 11

Does he kiss his mom with that mouth?

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turkishwife 10

Well he was partly right that there is a conspiracy but it is with the flouride and not the rest. Just as with most shots and medicines...there are more natural affective ways for those who actually know how to research and back there evidence.

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