Miscellaneous: Nice timing

Nice timing

By whitneyy - 03/08/2009 12:04 - Australia

Today, I went to my grandfather's funeral. As I stood there, bawling my eyes out, my aunt came over and put her arm around me. She leaned her head close to mine. I assumed she was going to say something comforting. Instead she asked where I'd bought my shoes from. FML

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By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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Compassion

By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 06:47 - United States - Upper Marlboro

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML

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By too cool - 01/07/2014 03:59 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, at my grandparent's funeral, we were waiting for the pastor. He was fashionably late because he couldn't find his sunglasses and had gone to buy new ones. FML

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Me me me

By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By naomids - 30/12/2011 00:29 - United States

Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 15:08 - Denmark

Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML

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By kthx - 22/10/2009 12:26 - Canada

Today, it was my grandfather's burial. As the family was about to leave, a great aunt came up to my skinny, tall and pretty cousin and told her, "Stay beautiful and kind." Then, she walked to me and said, "And you, Stay kind." FML

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Foot in mouth

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 04:48 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2016 11:28 - United States - Lansing

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML

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aback 4

Monday 3 August 2009 16:21

Shit, at least she didn't say something like "He never really liked you, you know." Sorry about your grandpa.

TC1_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:03

So where'd you buy them?

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uncletr 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 10:03

What kind of shoes were they?

beaniebabe 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:59

at least she liked your shoes!

party_it_up 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:25

YDI for wearing incredible shoes :) thats something to be happy for :)

miss_cutieepie 1

Thursday 6 August 2009 17:40

WTF! wow your aunt asked you where you bought your shoes at you grandfathers funeral... how does that make your life terrible???? not to be rube or anything but that isn't something that should be posted on fml.... cuz fml stands for **** my life and someone asking you were you bought your shoes is kinda pathetic...

dAMn_tHIs 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 18:33

I think the FML is the grandfather dying in itself is bad enough. stop digging idiots and leave her alone, theres way worse ones than this. If it's so crap why waste your own life in writing a 3/4 line reply? BURN.

miss_cutieepie 1

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:26

why did you waste your life replying when you just said and i quote "If it's so crap why waste your own life in writing a 3/4 line reply" What noww!!!! :P