Miscellaneous: Nice timing

Nice timing

By whitneyy - 03/08/2009 12:04 - Australia

Today, I went to my grandfather's funeral. As I stood there, bawling my eyes out, my aunt came over and put her arm around me. She leaned her head close to mine. I assumed she was going to say something comforting. Instead she asked where I'd bought my shoes from. FML

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By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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Compassion

By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 06:47 - United States - Upper Marlboro

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML

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By too cool - 01/07/2014 03:59 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, at my grandparent's funeral, we were waiting for the pastor. He was fashionably late because he couldn't find his sunglasses and had gone to buy new ones. FML

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Me me me

By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By naomids - 30/12/2011 00:29 - United States

Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML

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You deserved it 3 018

By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 15:08 - Denmark

Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML

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By kthx - 22/10/2009 12:26 - Canada

Today, it was my grandfather's burial. As the family was about to leave, a great aunt came up to my skinny, tall and pretty cousin and told her, "Stay beautiful and kind." Then, she walked to me and said, "And you, Stay kind." FML

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Foot in mouth

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 04:48 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2016 11:28 - United States - Lansing

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML

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aback 4

Monday 3 August 2009 16:21

Shit, at least she didn't say something like "He never really liked you, you know." Sorry about your grandpa.

TC1_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:03

So where'd you buy them?

Comments

haishawna 0

Monday 3 August 2009 19:55

atleast she liked your shoes. :)

tu_madre_123 0

Monday 3 August 2009 19:57

doesnt really sound like an fml... she just wanted to knnow where you bought your shoes, in the middle of a funeral... i agree with #23... oh and #15 hahahah

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 3 August 2009 20:27

Was her name Kelly by any chance? Those shoes are mine, betch. Give me those ******* shoes, betch.

OwNowBrownCow 0

Monday 26 July 2010 4:08

OMG SHOES

mylifefmlsoml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:48

so... hoo the *** cares she asked u where u got ur shoes im sorry about gramps but maybe u didnt think about how she might hav just been trying to get ur mind off it a little ... ???

dancernf 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 1:31

eh right

Da_Gov 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:55

YDI for having nice shoes

HahaYDI 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:03

F your grandpa's life for dying. He should be the one typing this: "Today, I died. FML" This was a really stupid one...

Qup 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:22

how odd. people do grieve in different ways.

epicFAIL_Sometim 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:37

you have an awesome aunt! but YDI for being such a baby. she probably asked that to get you to STFU and stop embarrassing the family.

shaPOW 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:49

that's probably her way of dealing with grief - distracting herself by having normal conversations with other people. that being said, she should have been sensitive enough to realize you were in the mood for comfort, not small talk.