Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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Mirorbo 26

That's when you whip out a sex toy and tell him "You first"!~

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Joeyc524 0

Hahahha that's mad funny

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lovestoomassage 0

wow.. funny if he was joking... WTF if he wasn't.....

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MovingOn09 0

he's probably done it with a guy. js

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niki09 0

I agree completely ether that or want to know what it feels like.... it's an exit not an entrance

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DiamondFinish 0

I would have said the same. Except a condom works just as good.

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therealsuperman 0

remind him that abstinence works better than anal. you'll get your way

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LaFemmeQuiRit 3

For a girl, the choice between anal and abstinence is pretty clear ...

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DjeePee 24

Yes, anal it would be! That being said, OP, I recommend the pill. And if you want to be more safe, also use a condom. Make sure that your read the label though, I've had enough of these 'omfg I'm pregnant' FML's.

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enonymous 8

73 if the answer were clear. I'd be fingering my own asshole instead of abstinence. There is plenty of time after you get married to not have sex. If you're 18+ live it up until the ring is on the finger, speaking of which anyone seen Doc I need a rectal exam for a possible ring in my asshole.

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DocBastard 38

Did someone page me? I was busy extracting some golf clubs over at the "Am I being robbed" FML. Oh enonymous, you again. What is it THIS time?

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GingerFro 0

abstinence is only 99.99999999999999999% effective

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sarahbear430 0

Well, I hope you're into anal, cuz that's a request that never seems to stop...

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LikDezNutz 0

Because anal is win?

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sarahbear430 0

if both people think it's a win, then it's a win. if not, then not so much...

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lamAzn 0

The ones thats made in China is good.

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