Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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Mirorbo 26

That's when you whip out a sex toy and tell him "You first"!~

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Joeyc524 0

Hahahha that's mad funny

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zimandme123 0

wow... your boyfriend is stupid..... But that was mad funny....! :)

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zimandme123 0

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FlashBurn 13

To all those who say win... Do you work at Betty Crocker? You must like packing fudge. 23 and 24 have it right.

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tayza249 20

it might be great for the guy, but I'm assuming not so much for the girl. some probably like it, a lot don't. just use birth control.

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xgetxbentx 13

win if he was joking fail if he wasn't you may want to consider leaving him if he really thinks that's a form of protection and can't be serious about it at all. I mean yeah, it was a funny response, but that is something he needs to take into consideration. then, you guys should really be using as much protection as possible. so you get on birth control, and he wears a condom. neither are 100%, even if used together, but it still helps decrease the chances of pregnancy and the condom helps for STDs.

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leethewrestler 0

Haha your boyfriend is awesome

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All_I_Need 4

Avoiding sexually transmitted diseases would be nice too.

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