Restaurants and Love: Nice try, loverboy

Nice try, loverboy

By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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Fat chance

By Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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Dine and dash

By talkomatic713 - 18/07/2021 09:58

Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 12:07

Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

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Lovesick

By oops - 18/05/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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Goodbye Bill

By faith - 16/06/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a restaurant to order food with just a $100 bill. They no longer had what I came for, so I left. When I got to my car, I realized - no bill. I went back in for them to say they hadn't seen it, and they wouldn’t check the cameras. I know the lady working there picked it up since I was the only customer. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By goin4broke - 07/08/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML

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Endymion_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:10

You tried to get to her heart through MONEY? What do you think she is, a prostitute?

suadelaaa 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:05

Oh because nothing says "Give me a call :D" like $35. Failfailfail

Comments

courtjester86 8

Tuesday 26 August 2014 1:16

This is what I hate about waiters! They think you owe them. They have to earn it! Some of us work hard. She isn't worth it if she's mad about her tip. She should be happy she got anything at all.

DiabolusIgnis 15

Wednesday 3 February 2016 22:22

...you do realize OP paid only $1 on a $15 check, right? He still owes the restaurant $14, plus any tip he might want to leave. Which is pretty much an obligation in the USA, where servers earn less than minimum wage. If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford restaurants, basically.

christinamarie17 29

Saturday 14 March 2015 8:30

Even if you did leave a poor tip she could lose her job for threatening a guest.

mistress_paz 30

Friday 8 May 2015 4:00

Did you try to explain?

MidnightRaven963 21

Thursday 19 November 2015 7:33

Why do t you just go back, and exchange it, and explain that you pulled the wrong bill? Jesus.

alexis_treausre 5

Tuesday 24 November 2015 15:16

Shouldn't you go back...explain the situation.

sharond23 10

Friday 1 December 2017 16:37

this is a fail on so many levels. you can't tell the difference between a 50 and a 1? and did you think giving her money would make her want to go out with you?