Nice try, Sharon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML
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NandaPanda 22

Wow, sounds like someone is having a psychotic break... If I were you, OP, I'd avoid her at all costs. You don't need that craziness in your life.

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titandesu 14

wait you can buy positive pregnancy tests online? that sounds like a terrible prank and a cry for attention

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boshbish 14

Ive heard of people trying to get their ex's attention but that's too far. Call her out on it. Sounds like she's not over you.

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cryssycakesx3 22

I say not to say anything. she's not over him, best for him to keep his distance.

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moondoggie 20

Keep his distance in kilometres you mean? That is one cray-cray ex. Run OP, run to the hills.

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Saraj07 18

Good thing is you knew right away that is was a lie and also she is your ex so you don't have to put up with anymore antention seeking stunts.

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ManualBeatle56 14

Sounds desperate Also why are people saying you can get pregnant during your period. She said she was 3 weeks pregnant BUT she was on her period last week. You dont get periods when your pregnant. Read it more carefully

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moondoggie 20

errrm.NO. There are cases where you do get full normal flow because of the messed up hormones. But the giveaway should have been the story from her friend you know...

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LisaDay 14

you can have periods while pregnant. My mother had periods for the first 4 months of her pregnancy, and I have a friend who had periods for the entire 9 months.

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Joebeenfisted 6

It's sad babies are no joke wanna hear dead baby joke

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j_cat187 19

what's worse than 21 babies in a trash can?

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xoteeshaox 22

worse than 21 babies in a trash can?? one baby in 21 trash cans.

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martin8337 35

Assuming that she is pregnant, get a DNA test to be sure that she's not trying to pin the baby on OP.

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sailorarctic 22

getting pregnant while on your period or even having your period while pregnant isn't unheard of. But if her friend is telling you otherwise I say believe her friend.

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badluckbryin 8

i'd be very grateful for that friend and the knowledge of her period schedule

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