Sex, Cheating and Love: Nice try, Steve

Nice try, Steve

By betrayed - 16/07/2014 20:09 - United States - Portland

Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML

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By SingleAndHomeless - 22/05/2022 18:00

Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2018 23:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I found out that my best friend used the sexy dance moves she asked me to teach her to get into my ex-boyfriend’s pants. We dated for two years and broke up less than a week ago. FML

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What's going on here?

By Heartbroken - 30/10/2023 06:00

Today, I came home from work to hear loud moans coming from the room that my husband and I share. I barged in and both he and this girl are scrambling around the room. He’s a music teacher and claimed he was giving her vocal lessons. That would make more sense had they both not been half naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Roid rage incoming

By screwed - 22/12/2010 17:56 - Canada

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

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Set the scene

By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

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Classic

By Singleagain - 10/01/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML

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By drugged_on_arrival - 10/09/2009 10:55 - Virgin Islands British

Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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cyttex 13

Thursday 17 July 2014 1:00

What a douchebag and shitty friend

HairyPunisher 27

Thursday 17 July 2014 1:00

They had nowhere better to go than your apartment? Time for new friends, a new girlfriend, and new locks OP.

Comments

Witchylady 17

Thursday 17 July 2014 1:04

I hope you kicked them both out the door. So sorry to hear your girlfriend is a cheating ***** and your best friend is a moron. You deserve much better than those two out together. Good luck.

brookenicolee29 27

Thursday 17 July 2014 1:04

I think you should also refer to him as your ex-best friend.

njgohard 16

Thursday 17 July 2014 1:06

To be fair, the guy could have demonstrated a proper pushup better were he not on top of her.

DemiPewdsLover 12

Thursday 17 July 2014 1:08

If I were you, I would just call him my ex and I wouldn't talk to my (NOT) best friend. (After you screamed at them of course..)

jmann8811 15

Wednesday 23 July 2014 6:21

She is obsessed with pewdiepie and his girlfriend. That's so weird lol!

MartinDJ 26

Thursday 17 July 2014 1:08

Just give them both a backhand And ofc end it up with a drop kick to the nuts for your supposedly "best" friend

CurlyQute 17

Thursday 17 July 2014 1:08

Asshole

kemando 22

Thursday 17 July 2014 1:09

I always wonder what I would do if that ever happened to me... I'm sure there'd be some face-punching involved.

mike7800 8

Thursday 17 July 2014 10:13

I think I'd become the definition of insane

pooldude 24

Thursday 17 July 2014 1:10

dump them both! they are just shitty people! BTW, i am sorry for you OP!

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 17 July 2014 1:10

Push ups? Really? That's a horrible excuse...

_spacekid 11

Thursday 17 July 2014 1:10

That's so disrespectful ... Why didn't she just break up with you, instead of cheating on on you? If she was unhappy, she should've just ended the relationship. Cheating just makes things worst, sorry OP.