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**** you, OP. People like you are the reason my mom tells me that if I hit someone's parked car, to just drive away without leaving a note. Of course, I wouldn't do that, but you guys take away her trust in people that she can't even leave a note for fear that she would be cheated. Some advice: be ******* honest. Then shit like this wouldn't happen to you. Or if it did, you knew that you couldn't do anything to prevent it.
You are so smart....
Were you high? How stupid are you? YDI
I work at a small mom-and-pop furniture store, and people like you are the worst. NEWSFLASH: Even if the sofa had left the store from which you had purchased it with those puncture marks, you STILL wouldn't have gotten a new sofa. You know why? If companies replaced a whole sofa, loveseat, or chair for every idiot like you in the world, we would all be paying exponentially more. What most stores do is request a "cut-and-sewn" piece from the manufacturer and have a repair tech install it on-site. Frames break all the time due to knots, natural weaknesses in the wood, and abuse (which seems more than probable here). If I was the repairman, I would have busted your ass down for fraud.
Way to smart think that unhonest deal.
way to use your reasoning skills.
Probably should have read over the warranty policy dumb shit.
How stupid and greedy are you to think that you'll get a new couch out of the deal if you stab the cushions? You wouldn't have been happy having the repairman fix the frame? You so deserve this. Enjoy your stabbed sofa.
lol karma!
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You're stupid.
Are you retarded?