Nice try

By grovage - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a repairman came to fix my couch, which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal, I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame, but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML
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Comments

Igor_g5 0

Dumb shit. Holes stabbed in the cushion aren't covered by the warranty. Any idiot knows that.

Who willingly stabs their couch? Wtf is wrong with you?

iloveyouh1234 0

Why would you make it worse on purpose? You deffinetly should have thought that one through a little more because what you did made no sense.

Why didn't you just break more of the frame instead of shanking the couch it seems much more likely that you would get a new one if the entire frame had damage and also how would you get a new couch because the couch had random shank marks in it

You really are something Special....really special...