Nice try

By grovage - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a repairman came to fix my couch, which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal, I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame, but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML
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Same thing different taste

Comments

unixdude 9

Look on the bright side. He could have written you an estimate for over a grand, then had you arrested for felony fraud.

I guess you could say that your plan *puts on shades* had a couple holes.

Vanillalife 19

Well, you shouldn't have done that...

fcrnnngbck25 0
KiddNYC1O 20

Don't go stabbing yourself. They sure as hell won't replace stupid.

KungFuWater 3

That's what you get. Ha ha ha!