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Guess it backfired on you.
That's what happens when you get greedy, OP.
If only there was a way to fix your own lack of extended thought processes.
Think it is time to learn how to sew.
Your picture scared me
57 ur pic was the pic I was gonna use
Anybody else accidentally read it as "crotch?" O.o
That is called fraud and is a felony. YDI
81 - No, you get thumbed down for complete lack of grammar and encouraging people to do the wrong thing.
Generally your warrantee covers things that are due to defective materials or manufacturing. Things that would be the fault of the company. Stab wounds are obviously not the manufacturers fault. So yes, you are indeed an idiot. You deserve every last bit of that couch.
I was going to say something of that sort, but I clearly got here too late.
what a stupid shit
can't fix stupid
LOOOL. That boosted my mood too much to give it a YDI
Are you retarded?
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Show it anywayNo, just a greedy self entitled thief.
116 - no a thief would have stole something. An ignorant dumbass (who thinks getting a new couch when they already have a new one getting repaired is beneficial to them, despite it being a wasteful burden on society and taking longer for them to get a couch) would have broken something under warranty that clearly wasn't negligence. A retard, like OP, would be an ignorant dumbàss who also has challenges thinking through the simplest things. Such as most warranties don't cover negligent or purposeful damage and lacerations of couches can't be repaired back to their former look so slitting it with a knife is a bad idea. Actually come to think of it, I don't even think retards are this stupid.
136, what OP would have gotten away with is fraud. If the company can fix the frame, then the customer is not fully entitled to a new couch. Stabbing the couch in hopes of gaining a new one is basically like murdering someone to get a couch. And yes, a couch has just as much worth as a human. Why don't you sit on that, human race!
you cant say retarded!!! Its special needs!!!🤣
what made you think you would get a new couch out of that?? that was obviously not a manufacr
manufacturers defect. way to go, genius! ;)
139 - They had a choice between a couch and a trampoline; they chose both.
Just tell people it's a new Japanese couch style. Bitches love Japan.
Unless they find a kimono on the bedroom floor that's not theirs.
You mean head of the nation? No wonder why we've hit these hard times...
#76 the president is also the head or chief of state. Good thing you know the unenumerated powers of the president.
What.. the heck is that zebra-striped thing in your picture?
What does it look like?
If the warranty already covered the broken frame why go out of your way to break it more?...:/
Why would you ever think they would fix something that is obviously not a defect but an act of vandalism.
People like you piss me off
Agreed, now OP sit on you lacerated couch stop being a ****.
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You're stupid.
Are you retarded?