Nice try

By grovage - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a repairman came to fix my couch, which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal, I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame, but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML
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Same thing different taste

Comments

thatonetribute 31

What the heck is wrong with you, you jerk?!

TheGamerXYZ 19

Guess your plan had some holes.

******* dumbass if you call a repair man you get your item REPAIRED not a ******* new one I'm glad you were dumb enough to stab holes in the couch and super glad he didn't fix them

"today I tried to scam a company and they saw through my bullshit. fml." you're a moron

My my. You don't appear to be a bright one. ydi

EricW 4

get a functional brain. it might prove useful sometimes