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milf hunterrrrrr !!!!!
Oh no! how will you ever continue living after that??
haha who cares **** her life 4 not havin her license. she probably had anger issues at least u found out early ;)
Here's a suggestion: if a cute 30ish chick walks into your bar alone to have a drink, you can make her feel young by telling her you want to take her home and bang her. That's why she came to the bar alone in the first place.
You obviously have absolutely no idea how annoying it is to be carded. It's a DRIVER'S license. If you're not driving, you don't always think to bring it with you or have it stashed somewhere that's easily accessible. Have you people not heard of walking? Taking the bus or train?
Your drivers license is kept in your wallet at all times yes? You should have your wallet on you at all times. You should have some form of identification on you at all times. You think its annoying to have to bring a small piece of plastic with you to go out drinking? How annoying do you think it is to get not only yourself, but the company you work for fined 10s of thousands of dollars for not checking ID? I'm 21, I've been legally allowed to drink for 3 years, I was out on my 21st birthday and not only was I carded, but one of my friends who is covered in tattoos and doesn't look a day under 23 was carded. The RSA guys carded every single person who went to the bar that night and every single person they saw holding alcohol. So next time you whinge about having to carry out probably THE most insignificant action of your day so that you can enjoy a night of fun, think about the consequences of everybody affected by your non compliance, because its not just you.
actually plenty of people have ids without licenses
She was probably an undercover cop and if you had caved in and served her without seeing her ID, she'd slap the cuffs on you -- and not in the fun way! Must be nice to have a job where you can hunt for fresh meat on someone else's nickel!
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you'll never see yer again so don't worry about it
She probably doesn't want you to know her age, much like every woman on this planet. FYL and YKDI