Nice try

By haus - 19/01/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML
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esqui 0

But you still found time to post here? YDI

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PayneTrain585 0

he probably did it after the meeting you dumbass

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Goople 0

trust me you dont need a lawyer for this one. if u have one, all i can say is god bless you. if i see you sleeping on the streets remind me to give you a buck.

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Lerp 0

Lazy people should not be given a drivers license any way. They are the ones that cause a lot of accidents in the first place. Good riddence.

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Polionixon 2

LOL i'm sure only lazy people get in accidents it all makes sense now!

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Boddmon 0

Those damn lazy bastards! and to think it was always the innocent ones getting blamed i.e. the intoxicated, the chinese, the women, the old.. Damn you lazys!! damn you!!!

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theblazian 0

Its not my fault i'm too lazy to break!

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ohhoho 2

@Boddmon: Excuse me. "The Chinese?" Please refrain from offending and overgeneralizing other ethnicities. The only reason I haven't ratted you out on the "women" bad drivers is I've read some studies that suggest it generally is so. But your ignorance over other people is silly.

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Boddmon 0

That's because old people don't use the internet. ;)

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Boddmon 0

I was being sarcastic there sunshine. also, you are not!

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Boddmon 0

haha did it really ask you that? See that just proves my point, old people + internet = nonexistent. yesterday my grandfather(90) asked me to email something for him, he wrote it out as "johnsmithathotmaildotcom"

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antsinmypants199 0

PRO-ASIAN!!!! although old men in hats really piss me off on the road. and i AM a woman, but was taught by my father how to drive so dont be predjudice, kk?

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kiwicutie_101 0

this was totally written wrong. doesn't make sense.

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pegasus77 0

To those who say to get an alrm clock, ever sleep through one? Its extreme, I know, but it happens. OP- what did you do to get it suspended?

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shelovesyou 0

i think everyone should stop, like you havent sleep in before.

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npk88 0

The YDI it is more for having done something bad enough to get their license suspended for a year than the sleeping in part. I thought that was pretty obvious.

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staylorball21 1

like youve done nothing wrong in your life...?

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perdix 29

If you drive as poorly as you write, I hope the state impounds your car and gives you a lifetime bus pass.

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bk_chick13 0

kiwicutie it makes perfect sense ur just to slow to get it and dat sux dude I have dreams like that all the time and guessing you didn't get ur licsense back srry and ur a great writer :)

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