Nice try

By haus - 19/01/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML
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esqui 0

But you still found time to post here? YDI

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PayneTrain585 0

he probably did it after the meeting you dumbass

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clockworkrainbow 3

Seriously, this FML was written so strangely. I had to read it over a few times to understand it. You should invest in an alarm clock....

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bombtastic 10

rofl, I totally didn't understand this until I read the comments. you're an idiot.

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cherylface 13

Usually when I have dreams like this, it's the other way around. If I have to go to the airport, I dream that I'm late and missed my flight, and then a bunch of random shit happens. I wake up freaking out and according to my clock I've still got an hour left to sleep.

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jenjohns 0

ughhh those kinda dreams suck ass!!!

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breyahna12397 0

and when yhu woke it was all a dream. - bigge smalls

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Person1233 12

I NEVER can wake up with an alarm clock. No matter how loud, it becomes a cell phone ringing in my dream-_-

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saranottelling 7

Me too #34. I remember once when my alarm clock had been ringing on and off for 3 HOURS! I didn't notice it until my dream became a Lucid dream and I thought, "Hey that sounds like my alarm clock... oh crap." Maybe the OP set an alarm clock and didn't wake up or set it wrong.

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bds0688 0

Right, because cell-phones are fool-proof and there's no such thing as heavy sleepers.

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adonals 0

you desreve it; lol i hate mornings too but if you had your shit together maybe you wouldnt have to show up in court in the first place :)

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MoobyTheCow 2

"Going to be." At least you had time to write the FML!

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Boddmon 0

Why do so many people assume that the writer runs to the computer right after the incident to share the story with the world via FML? I think its pretty obvious that considering the format of all FMLs ... "Today, I jumped over the fence at Niagara Falls and died. FML" ....the experience was in the past. or in the case of #36, during the incident? Common sense anyone?

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asafetybuzz 0

the FML says he is GOING TO BE late. he dreamt (in the past), woke up (in the past) late, is GOING TO BE (in the future) late for court, indicating that the present is when he is writing the FML. i think that's what has people confused.

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