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By Judiee - 28/02/2009 10:52 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at a family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4 year-old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say, "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:55 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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Welcome to hell

By Anonymous - 14/01/2021 15:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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By me - 06/09/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, I met some of my boyfriend's family for the first time. His aunt said I was really cute, which made me happy. As we were leaving I said "Your aunt thought I was cute." His reply..."Yeah, well, my aunt's on drugs". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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Melly_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:22

well she said she likes fat things, so it's a compliment :)

girl_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:32

she likes you though.

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I_love_BOAD 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 22:13

Well, she did like you. ^^

stupidLes 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:03

She really likes u :) U dont like the reason why :(

sunshyne84_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:28

lol at least kids dont think u have freckles :( fml

Seegtease 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 0:33

I'm with #15. "I'm fat but my boyfriend still loves me and wants me to meet his family and even his little sister likes me, although for a weird reason. I'm so happy. FML." What?

ZING_MASTER 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 1:55

CHUNKY ZING!

jesusjr 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 1:59

she's probably meant "phat" you know the kids these days and their slang.

wolfy_fml 5

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:48

Once, one of my step brothers (fresh from the Phillipines) asked me: "How did you get so fat?" I was horribly offended, and honestly a little overweight but not very much. He didn't mean it in a bad way though. He was just horribly UNDERweight and wanted to know how to get to a more healthy weight.