No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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ohcoolstorybro 14

You should have brought him To chuckie cheese and told him if he was going to be that immature

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uhhSavage 22

He did act like a asshole, but it takes two to make a baby. You knew he didn't like the idea of fatherhood, yet neither one of you took the precautions of preventing it.

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beckilynn77_fml 8

Telling someone they're going to be a daddy is something you do face to face. Not over the phone or in a text. That just tells me your relationship wasn't really all that serious in the first place :-( sorry

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Champignon_fml 19

If you already knew your boyfriend doesn't want kids, why on earth would you tell him the news over the phone instead of in person?

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starw0lf 31

It's tough to tell from these short FML's, but maybe the boyfriend had a vascectomy? It could be one of those rare cases where he healed back up and was able to get his girlfriend pregnant but is thinking there is no way that could happen. Or, he could just be running away from the situation completely.

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ozpunker 20

One possible solution... Rhymes with shmashmortion.

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stargirl_95 24

You're forgetting about the other two. One rhymes with shmashoption and the other rhymes with shmasheep the baby.

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onorexveritas 23

should've thought about having sex with him then

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GoodLookingGeese 10

*loooooongeeeeer......

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Attaru 8

You should have just told him you did well and passed a test, and asked if he was proud and happy for you? When he says yes and asks what kind of test it was, be like, oh you know, just a pregnancy test! Then Ashton Kutcher, will randomly appear and yell BURN

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