No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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ohcoolstorybro 14

You should have brought him To chuckie cheese and told him if he was going to be that immature

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uhhSavage 22

He did act like a asshole, but it takes two to make a baby. You knew he didn't like the idea of fatherhood, yet neither one of you took the precautions of preventing it.

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mhscheeto118 3

My ex-boyfriend (we were still friends, broke up for stupid legal reasons) asked me the other day if I ever "started my period" even though I told him weeks ago that I'm pregnant. Today he told me "Consider it a free donation from the sperm bank. I don''t want anything to do with you or it." I feel your pain, girl.

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andrekrivo 20

call me captain obvious but if you didn't want to get pregnant, you should've been more careful.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

get the asshole on child support. he doesn't wanna be a father, then you get to ruin his life.

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Arista669 3

At least he has his head on straight

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mcrfan45 10

I'm sorry about that and you can always get help from your parents his reaction was immature and cruel but if he wasn't ready to be a father.. I don't quite understand how you expected him to react

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CoriCat 25

You shouldn't have had sex then.

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MortalLove17 16

and that's why condoms and birth control were created

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