Kids and Love: No uggos please - FML

No uggos please

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Scottsbluff

Today, my girlfriend and I tried out a website where you upload pictures of two people, and it shows you what their future children might look like. She actually started crying because the kid we were shown wasn't cute enough for her liking. FML

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joeyl2008 29

Saturday 9 August 2014 16:41

That's understandable since websites like that are 100% realistic.

Pebbles622 16

Saturday 9 August 2014 16:40

Don't worry, it's only a website.

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Morning_fml 22

Sunday 10 August 2014 22:53

If she can be manipulated by a website that doesn't prove anything, then obviously she isn't ready for children. The only piece of technology that is accurate enough to tell you what your baby will look like is an ultrasound, so don't feel bad. I'm sure you'll make amazing babies if it's meant to be!

DigitalDoctor 2

Tuesday 12 August 2014 2:21

She's not the brightest mate!

Dillon_king 6

Tuesday 12 August 2014 3:24

I don't believe this

CaroAurelia 12

Tuesday 27 January 2015 1:24

Those things always look creepy.

fmlalldamnday 8

Thursday 24 September 2015 19:49

What website is this?

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 24 May 2016 17:02

I doubt that site is very accurate.

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