Love, Health, Sleep and Farts: Noise complaint

Noise complaint

By no sleep for me - 08/01/2013 07:44

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML

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By Tired Girlfriend - 14/06/2017 22:00

Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By fartz - 31/08/2013 06:04 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

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By Insomniac - 18/05/2019 04:17

Today, and for the past four years, the only time my husband stops snoring while asleep is so that he can fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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Beakner4564 2

Tuesday 8 January 2013 16:17

That just made my day

jkmartinjk 16

Tuesday 8 January 2013 16:17

Earplugs? Also, noseplug.

Comments

Night777 4

Wednesday 9 January 2013 2:46

that' s hilarious the farting part sorry about his snoring though

Blue_Bug 9

Wednesday 9 January 2013 3:37

Ahahahah that sucks!!

prentiss2 2

Wednesday 9 January 2013 4:13

If only you were the girl who farts a lot in her sleep after making love; then you and your bf would be a match made in heaven..

Xotoolyxo 16

Wednesday 9 January 2013 4:49

That's great haha now you can make fun of him for it (;

chinagirl3343 8

Wednesday 9 January 2013 5:18

My hubby snores. I wake him up. No I will never feel bad about it.

Clam_igger 21

Wednesday 9 January 2013 5:42

Absolutely f-ing amazing. The leg in the air is the topper!

TehGinga94 21

Wednesday 9 January 2013 6:46

You're not alone! My boyfriend not only keeps me awake with his snoring, but drools on me when turns over.

ViviMage 38

Wednesday 9 January 2013 6:51

Get your BF a polysonogram or sleep study to check for sleep apnea. He may be self correcting if he isn't breathing in his sleep by laying on his side, which will tear his neck apart. I just had surgery to fix my neck and I have sleep apnea it hurt like nutsy coocoo! Learn from MY fail!