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Non sequitur

By lisacasabonita - 12/11/2010 16:31 - United States

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Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

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You what?

By charliesangel123 - 21/02/2010 17:16 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

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Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 11:25 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

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Is it true?

By analgirl - 09/11/2014 13:31 - France - Paris

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Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML

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By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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The best method!

By Anonymous - 04/01/2020 18:00

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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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mike3775 35

Friday 12 November 2010 19:02

Nice to see you have a good relationship and can talk things out in a civilized manner Seriously though, this was hilarious on his part I'm sure he was joking like I do with my wife when she nitpicks me

Mpsteve13 7

Friday 12 November 2010 19:01

boyfriend ftw

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jason32 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 2:24

haha, let him stick it lol

ThisRandomChild 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 8:00

Im a chick and even I think thats a win on ur boyfriends part XD

ThisRandomChild 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 8:03

So is anal, and thats the problem with op's relationship lol

jadejazmyn 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:58

Combine that and sushi lol that would be funny gross and hilariously painful if it includes wasabi lol. Anals soooo fun!

forbes52 6

Sunday 24 July 2011 21:39

sounds like something I'd say haha

shlits 1

Monday 29 August 2011 8:20

i dont see how this is a problem...

Noxy_fml 0

Friday 21 October 2011 17:09

Lol

littlericht 2

Wednesday 16 November 2011 4:00

**** u

littlericht 2

Wednesday 16 November 2011 4:05

Dats 2 da gay grammar bitch!

CT77 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 11:18

Put a sushi on ur anal and ask him to eat it, if he does then let him have a go :)

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