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By lisacasabonita - 12/11/2010 16:31 - United States

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Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
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mike3775 35

Nice to see you have a good relationship and can talk things out in a civilized manner Seriously though, this was hilarious on his part I'm sure he was joking like I do with my wife when she nitpicks me

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YouFailHARD 0

YDI for having no sense of humour. and for not liking anal.

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sourgirl101 28

Q: Why do guys like big **** and tight asses? A: Because most have big mouths and tiny dicks.

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Brandon_ryan 0

because most can't find the g spot and anal is an easy cop out

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ninjanate 0

that's not ur mom said last night.

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mitchie11 0

#46 is right lol. I mean, Avg dick size is less than 6 inches.. lmao

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kynthia 0

Guys like anal because it's rare that a girl allows it. It's the scarcity of it that makes it appealing.

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pokerjedi 0

because most girls won't let us do it. once you do it's no big deal. it's why we want to take that first drink or puff of a cigarette. were told not to do it so we want to. if every girl was ok with it we'd just find a new place to stick it.

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LottieCia 1

Well if he like anal put on a strap on and give it to him. Then take him out for sushi.

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marcranger 28

bahahahaha! sounds like a win for both of them!

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julliandesu 0

if this was facebook.... i would like it

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TheDrifter 23

Sometimes you just wanna hear her scream.

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ninjanate 0

win^. jk. that's horrible D:

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Jizwold 0

honestly 107 is right which is kinda creepy

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griddy24 18

Well if you didn’t hate men before, TheDrifter’s comment should be enough to send you over the edge (assuming he means screams of pain and terror and not screams of pleasure. Since anal is unlikely to give a woman that much pleasure, I’m gonna assume the former.)

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slickrasta 1

Bend over and he'll give you some sushi!

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brandi_1387 4

lmao sounds like something my boyfriend would say!

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lilykat84 4

maybe he's secretly gay maybe that's why he wants anal so bad. xD

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ShadowedHuman 5

touché sir, touché

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