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By lisacasabonita - 12/11/2010 16:31 - United States

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Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
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mike3775 35

Nice to see you have a good relationship and can talk things out in a civilized manner Seriously though, this was hilarious on his part I'm sure he was joking like I do with my wife when she nitpicks me

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amerwin 3

haha.. sounds like you guys need to compromise. He can start with a California roll (barely classifies as sushi), and you can try just the tip.

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funzcpl 0

a compromise! yes. lol.

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askantik 4

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dynky 3

exactly! vegetarian sushi is delicious.

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mintcar 9

Because we're two different people. And because we're different, my sense of taste differs from yours. SHOCKING!

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MC_Cracker 0

just rice is onigiri sushi involves fish or octopus etc... read it up before u say something stupid.

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resinnet 0

Are you talking about rice balls? Cause last time I checked, some sushi's actually do have seaweed. You can 'wtf' yourself

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hotncool 0

sushi is not fckin rice u jack wagon omg sushi is raw fish u moron hello knock on wood ask any fckin assimilation or Chinese restaurant they'll tell yo silly ass that sushi is raw fish look it up silly ass mental lmao haha

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Hump_Zilla 0

119 you call them a moron when they are right...there are all kinds of sushi and not all have fish....also it's Japanese not Chinese...so in fact you are the moron

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boopityboppity 11

I can't help but wonder what was going through 119's mind (it certainly wasn't staying there; there clearly isn't much room) when he or she posted that comment. I bet it went something like this: like omg this s such a gooder idea then my usually ones people will like adore me

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

boopity! Your imitation of the unfortunate 119's thought process is rather.. enchanting. Like a crude sketch etched into the wall of some prehistoric cave, it has a sort of primitive beauty.. as if it was the found art of the Internet. The idiot haiku.

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ALERI0N 0

22 you dumbass do you even know what a vegan is?

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julliandesu 0

just rice isnt onigiri.... onigiri is regular rice with really anything inside ive lived in japan all my life so no judging please sushi isnt always fish either. and theyre not always raw..... sashimi is with raw fish! 君達は、分かってるよう分かってねぇんだよ。日本の文化を馬鹿にしないでくれる?

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sinnedrebel 0

u don't like anal? sounds like he should be the one posting a FML about gf who don't like anal.

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tweetbaby14 18

good for you. want a trophy?

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caester9 0

stfu noone likes you

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TheTrollrCoaster 2

Do you moderate the bathrooms at taco bell as well?

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ktbird 0

No one gives a shit what you moderated. Clicking a button doesn't make you special.

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tweetbaby14 18

last time I checked, getting a bunch of people to like me on an app isn't an accomplishment of any kind. it's actually pretty lame.

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sinnedrebel 0

you don't like anal? sounds like he should be the one posting FML about GF who don't like anal.

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Noyes654 0

just take it in the butt, its really not that bad.. besides, at least he does have a big one like me

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cartez2gs 3

I say you guys trade. hell it all will stink in the end!!!!

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riggens7522 0

I hope that's not really u

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cdatribe23 0

hahahha ur picture us pretty savage hahah

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cartez2gs 3

nah that ain't me. but y'all women wish y'all had booty cheeks like that!!

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