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By lisacasabonita - 12/11/2010 16:31 - United States

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Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
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mike3775 35

Nice to see you have a good relationship and can talk things out in a civilized manner Seriously though, this was hilarious on his part I'm sure he was joking like I do with my wife when she nitpicks me

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hasan_shami2013 0

I'm sorry but that made me laugh haha

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LaFHlax 0

clever boyfriend...haha what'd you say in response?

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brokenhelix 4

touché. well played, boyfriend. well played

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Flutist 3

it would be better played if he told her his cum tasted like sushi.

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Flutist 3

To which Op says, "I wish you would drop that, honey." Boyfriend replies with, "I wish you had a sense of humor."

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G_thelegend 0

so? girls dont like having dicks shoved up their asses. grab a *****, shove it up his ass and make it hurt for me.

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Ryujin_fml 0

she deserves this all the way. think she should do that to herself.

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