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By lisacasabonita - 12/11/2010 16:31 - United States

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Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
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mike3775 35

Nice to see you have a good relationship and can talk things out in a civilized manner Seriously though, this was hilarious on his part I'm sure he was joking like I do with my wife when she nitpicks me

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FF38 0

i bet if let him in the back door, he will eat sushi...

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perdix 29

C'mon, everyone knows that "sushi" is code for "***********." He was just haggling with you.

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TheDrifter 23

That's how I read it too. Fyl for being a lousy bargainer op.

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perdix 29

She should have countered, "Throw in a tossed salad and you've got a deal, mister! You drive a hard bargain, and I'll bet that's the only thing you'll be able to drive hard."

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KiddNYC1O 20

There's only one sushi that I've tasted that was real close to being good and I forgot the name.

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sourgirl101 28

Was it the California roll? That's what virgin sushi eatters start off with.

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KiddNYC1O 20

No, I doubt it was the CR. And it's not a matter of lacking sushi intake- it's the fact that sushi isn't appetizing, IMO.

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ericalew_xo 0

You people are crazy. Sushi > any other food.

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