Noob to boobs

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 10:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
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wtfCorby 0

a zit on her tit? that's pretty gross... that sucks dude

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intensify 0

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAH

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tehhotness 0

it least you were using your hands and not your mouth

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Chaith 16

At least you weren't pleasure biting. This FML could have been a lot worse.

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derailed 1

Ridiculously huge pimple or ridiculously small **** if you got those confused. Either way, I would have thrown up in my mouth.

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BiggieA 0

and you couldn't tell the difference? is she flat chested or was this your first time

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imgangstayo420 0

It's better when she has her shirt off. If she took her shirt off you wouldn't have done that.

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Sessee 4

At least, like, you weren't like the chick who bit her boyfriend's neck and a zit popped in her mouth.

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i_am_tiff_21 0

How can you not tell the difference between a pimple and a nipple? This has to be fake.

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jroxursox1 10

She could've had her shirt on and he couldn't see.

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wh0regasm 0

that must've been a big pimple to be mistaken for a nip haha

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