Intimacy: Noob to boobs

Noob to boobs

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 10:16 - United States

Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML

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By omgboobs - 23/12/2009 02:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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By Acne_problems - 22/02/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML

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By Chipper - 09/08/2018 03:50

Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML

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Great expectations

By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 08:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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You deserved it 60 146

By >{%£•¥ - 27/11/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML

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wtfCorby 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:03

a zit on her tit? that's pretty gross... that sucks dude

scorpioserpent 1

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:01

oh gross! fyl

Comments

cant_touch_this 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:18

Gag me...and..who the hell has a pimple that big on their boob?? I mean, come on. That is sick.

RxSkater 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:18

Dude how can u not tell the difference between a nipple and a pimple? i mean that thing must have big one huge ******* pimple try opening ur eyes u might not run into this problem again

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:19

Wash your heads. Repeatx5

tick_tock 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:19

That is ******* disgusting and I agree with #48 get her to a doctor!

2kayz 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 4:42

EW!!! fyl 4 havin a gf w/ pimple chest!!!

blablabla18_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:22

Ewwwwww

hubabaluloo 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:23

Lol! #24 ..haha this is soo priceless... Epic fail on his part.. It's like someone getting sloshed on non alcoholic beer just to find out there is no alcohol in it..hehe priceless.

lady4 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:27

THAT'S GROSS. EITHER THE PIMPLE IS RIGHT NEXT TO HER NIPPLE.. HER SHIT IS TOO SMALL.. THE PIMPLE IS HUGE OR YOU'RE JUST A DUMBFUCK... OR ALL LOL.. ANYWHO THAT IS DISGUSTING.

offtheheezy 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:28

Lmao, sucks to be you.. and your gf... A girl with a pimple on her chest? I'm no expert but that sounds a bit gross to me...

colortherainbowx 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:29

You can't feel the difference between a zit and a nip? Damn.

lucie_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:34

You can't tell the difference between a pimple and a nipple? really... you shouldn't be feeling up your girlfriend period. OR she has gigantic zits, which should be taken care of. .. cause that's unsanitary.