Intimacy: Noob

Noob

By Anonymous - 09/05/2010 16:29 - United Kingdom

Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By T___T - 12/09/2015 01:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML

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By Thankshun - 04/03/2013 23:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

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By TheTruthofWomen - 04/11/2013 05:45 - United States

Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 14:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML

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By Carrie G. - 27/07/2012 00:46 - United States - Holland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML

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By worried - 01/04/2010 08:28 - Ireland

Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML

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zuriyahe 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 23:59

Oh. No sex while the woman is on her period? Well, it never stopped me...

softballG 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 23:59

you shouldn't feel embarassed for telling him. he should be embarassed for not knowing what a period is.

Comments

lext23 0

Monday 10 May 2010 22:01

did he skip 8th-12th grade science or something? what a freakin tard

JDeezy15 0

Monday 10 May 2010 23:25

sooo you're saying you're dating a dumbass...

sosadrightnow 4

Monday 10 May 2010 23:39

In my health class, a boy thought babies came from a girl's stomach. He had no idea what a uterus was.

picturescrazy 24

Tuesday 11 May 2010 1:14

I don't understand why most women refuse to have sex on their period. I never thought it was a huge issue... then again, some women probably have a worse one that me o.o

AthinaMariee 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 1:17

can't blame him a lot of guys don't care of you have it or not so why even learn about it? but he had to of heard about it somewhere o.O

raxx 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 1:21

My husband had a really vague idea of what a period was, but not really. When I (exasperatedly) explained it to him, he said "You get angry and you bleed, what else could I possibly need to know?" Sex ed, fails again.

jarhead1775 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 1:40

Gee you sure do know how to pick em

tbone877 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 1:46

u do know that u actually can get pregnant if u have sex during your period right?

Bjosh1003 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 1:52

Is he retarded or just backwoods? you need to dump his sorry ass!

twigg0721 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 2:02

A girl I knew in high school thought babies were born through the belly button and did not understand why men had belly buttons. She was 15, her mom was a nurse, and yes, she was completely serious. So I can imagine a man not knowing about a woman's menstrual cycle.