Intimacy: Noob

Noob

By Anonymous - 09/05/2010 16:29 - United Kingdom

Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By T___T - 12/09/2015 01:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML

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By Thankshun - 04/03/2013 23:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

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By TheTruthofWomen - 04/11/2013 05:45 - United States

Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 14:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML

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By Carrie G. - 27/07/2012 00:46 - United States - Holland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML

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By worried - 01/04/2010 08:28 - Ireland

Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML

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zuriyahe 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 23:59

Oh. No sex while the woman is on her period? Well, it never stopped me...

softballG 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 23:59

you shouldn't feel embarassed for telling him. he should be embarassed for not knowing what a period is.

Comments

SirtTerrythe3rd 0

Monday 10 May 2010 8:21

I'm guessing your mouth hurts during your period too. no? stfu.

pmejia27 0

Monday 10 May 2010 8:25

hahaha a period is menstrual cycle not a dot what??? xD

fairies633 8

Monday 10 May 2010 8:41

ydi for having and idiot as a boyfriend.

Ucla_cupcake 0

Monday 10 May 2010 8:57

Secluded much? I'm guessing so...

shath18 0

Monday 10 May 2010 10:24

you can have sex while on your period. quite sure it won't injure you.

alphaxzero 0

Monday 10 May 2010 10:46

YDI for dating a mentally challenged guy and conplaining about it.

rsxtine 0

Monday 10 May 2010 11:04

a little blood never hurt nobody.. takes a real man to do it though haha.. sex on the rag is the hottest, when it's not the heavy day lmao.. is it just me cause I get horny on my rag = wait it's not just on my rag haha =P

enkounter 0

Monday 10 May 2010 11:49

wow...sry to hear that OP

bacondude 0

Monday 10 May 2010 12:15

what re you talking about??! periods are the best time to have sex because there is no risk of pregnancy,and girls are extra horny during their time of the month. I mean as long as ur bf can get over the weird factor of there being some blood there's no other real concern...but fyl for having an idiot for a boyfriend hahaha

transcedental 18

Monday 10 May 2010 13:33

You are wrong. You can get pregnant.. but i have to agree about the hornyness.. anyway, OP x_X you shouldn't be embarrassed, since he is your boyfriend .. poor guy :) in my country we don't have health class, but he lives in London o.o anyway, no need to be ashamed of explaining that ;)