Noooooooooo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached a new low and embarrassed my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML
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hapylordofdeath9 0

that's the funniest thing I've ever read on here

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justanotherhuman 21

Dear OP, In the time honored words of Ice Cube: chickity check yo self before you wreck yo self. While I agree toaster strudels are the definitive frozen breakfast pastry(particularly the cinnamon bun flavor)... YDI.

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foglyogly 0

OK, seriously, stop this kind of shit. I know the type of person you are. You're a drama queen. You do things like this SPECIFICALLY so you can say "FML" later. You intentionally create these situations because you enjoy the people that give you weird looks, and you absolutely enjoy the people that are stupid enough to pity you for doing this kind of thing. This kind of thing is impossible to accidentally do. You and all the people who sympathize with you are seriously completely idiotic.

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kaleid0scopeEyes 0

I agree completely. The OP sounds like a brat that would lie and act obnoxious to get attention. I knew a girl just like her; she ended up lying about her parents abusing her to get attention. Girls like that only get worse and don't care who their lies and actions hurt.

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foglyogly 0

I would do the same thing, but also tell you to make me a ******* sandwich.

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yoourface 0

wow, are you like 10 years old ? if you arent, then thats pretty much saying "Today, I realized I have no life. FML" >.>

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BikerMike 0

put your big girl panties on and deal with it

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chadtvu 0

you haven't felt real pain yet if you haven't found they ran out of ******* chocolate chip waffles. you have no idea how many shopping carts I flipped over in walmart when it happened to me

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